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From: jbtubman@noah.arc.cdn (Jim Tubman)
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Subject: COBOL Forever
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Date: 15 Jan 90 00:30:07 GMT
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Remark made by Bertrand Meyer (inventer of the Eiffel language) at a
panel discussion at OOPSLA '89:

	"COBOL programmers are destined to code COBOL for the
	 rest of their lives, and thereafter."
--
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