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From: clong@topaz.rutgers.edu (Chris Long)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: What Time-Life Really Means
Keywords: original, chuckle
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Date: 16 Jan 90 00:30:35 GMT
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Time-Life has been running a commercial recently hawking its book series
_Mysteries of the Unknown_.  At one point in this commercial the narrator
describes an event at Stonehenge where a person "was grabbed by a terrifying
unseen force and held suspended in the air".  I don't know about you, but
where I'm from, this is better known as a "wedgie".
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