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From: fad@think.com (Franklin Davis)
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Subject: Charles Stuart jokes from Boston
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Date: 18 Jan 90 08:20:06 GMT
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Heard at lunch:

Q: What's the difference between Charles Stuart and Larry Bird?

A: Larry jumps *before* he shoots.

Q: How do you make the new "Charles Stuart" drink?

A: Two shots, a bitter twist and a spash.

Q: What's the first thing Charles Stuart said when they pulled him out of
   the Mystic River?

A: A big black guy in a running suit pushed me!

{ed Many others have submitted these.  Stuart is the man who allegedly staged
his wife's murder and committed suicide over it.}
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