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From: mathis@boulder.colorado.edu (Don Mathis)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: It's a joke, alright.
Keywords: sexual, maybe, original
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Date: 21 Jan 90 11:30:11 GMT
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Heard in a local restaurant at 7:30 am:

Waitress:  Would you like some buns with your melon?

Customer:  No thank you, your melons will do just fine.

Waitress:  Are you sure?  These buns are firm and fresh-baked...

Customer:  Well, they do look good...

Waitress:  They'd taste even better with some nice sweet butter spread all
                over them.

Customer:  Yes, I can imagine.  But to tell you the truth, I think my own buns 
                 are better.

Waitress:  Oh, really?  Well perhaps you could show me the recipe sometime. 

Customer:  How about right now?  Would you let me come in your kitchen?

Waitress:  I'd love to.

The two girls adjourn to the nether-reaches of the restaurant...
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