Path: utzoo!utgpu!jarvis.csri.toronto.edu!cs.utexas.edu!asuvax!hrc!xroads!wiz From: wiz@xroads.UUCP (Mike Carter) Newsgroups: sci.electronics Subject: Re: Bad News- Lasers replace Radar guns Summary: Attack of the laser Pigs Keywords: radar laser police Message-ID: <936@xroads.UUCP> Date: 19 Jan 90 01:10:25 GMT References: <7263@lindy.Stanford.EDU> <349@egrunix.UUCP> <1061@khijol.UUCP> Distribution: na Organization: Crossroads, Phoenix, Az Lines: 30 In article <1061@khijol.UUCP>, erc@khijol.UUCP (Edwin R. Carp) writes: > > Interesting idea. Put a couple of unfocused halogen bulbs on your car and > presto! -- instant laser jammer. > > I HATE radar/laser (and I'm an ex-cop). > -- > Ed Carp N7EKG/5 (28.3-28.5) uunet!cs.utexas.edu!khijol!erc I can see it now... 4 years down the road...during the day cars go by with glittering fountains of bright light explosions and at night laser beams zip back and forth. The cops, now in desparation from all of the counter measures, counter-counter measures, and legal laser tape resort back to stop-watch ticketing and highway shadowing to match speed tactics. The public, enraged by this starts a massive legal campaigne to BAN the SPeed limit entirely. This in turn succeeds, the polic departments loose major amounts of funding and turn to busting jaywalkers. In the meantime, the freeway carnage has reached an all time high.. ambulance crews now spend their shifts spaced 2 miles apart on the freeways. Radar detector door stops are in vogue and laser cannon jammers are hung from rear view mirrors and gain the status much like that of those furry dice dingle balls you see in low-riders. And to think the cops believed the public wanted the speed limits to be enforced anyway... "There is a certain resolute madness in the art of avoiding defeat." -Harllan Ellison ailiamentary canal extraordinaire