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From: rjd@ucbvax.berkeley.edu (Robert Jon Diamond)
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Subject: Very Topical Knock-Knock Joke
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Date: 19 Mar 90 08:20:05 GMT
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Knock Knock.

Who's There?

Ivana.

Ivana Who?

Ivana half a billion dollars.


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Administrative note:

One of the entries in the oneliner file, the "DP irregular verbs"
"I construct algorithms/you program/he uses fortran"  was actually
taken from the Devil's DP Dictionary, a book most of you would enjoy.