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From: spl@ncsc.ncsc.org (Steve Lamont)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: Large rodents
Keywords: true, smirk
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Date: 19 Mar 90 11:30:09 GMT
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I found this blurb in the USAir Gift Catalog ("This catalog is yours to keep. 
Please take it with you!") recently.  Quoted without permission:

	E. GOPHER-IT
	Prevent damage to garden and lawns from burrowing rodents
	with Gopher-It, the electronic stake that emits vibration 
	and sound that's intensely annoying to underground rodents
	up to 100 feet in diameter.
	Requires 4 "D" batteries, not included.
	#26284 Gopher-It $49.95 (3.95)

I suppose for rodents of greater than 100 feet in diameter you need the
nuclear powered version.
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