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From: brick@uokmax.ecn.uoknor.edu (Stephen Brick)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: father and son
Keywords: sexual, swearing, smirk
Message-ID: <117845@looking.on.ca>
Date: 22 Mar 90 11:30:12 GMT
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	I heard this from a friend at Duke University:

Six year-old boy to his father: Daddy, can I have a train set ?
His Father: Does your dick touch your ass ?
Boy, reaching into his pants: No.
His Father: Well, come back when it does.

Five years pass.
Eleven year-old boy to his father: Dad, can I have a ten speed bike ?
His Father: Does your dick touch your ass ?
Boy, reaching into his pants: No.
His Father: Well, come back when it does.

Another five years passes.
Sixteen year-old boy to his father: Dad, can I have a car ?
His Father: Does your dick touch your ass ?
Boy: Yes, it does.
Father: Good. Then go fuck yourself.
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