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From: seth@miro.berkeley.edu (Seth Teller)
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Subject: high school name
Keywords: true, smirk, sexual
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Date: 7 Apr 90 23:30:24 GMT
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PENDLETON, Ind. (AP) -- Officials are considering changing the name of
Pendleton Middle School or at least removing its initials from 
athletic uniforms to avoid embarrassment for its girls' teams.
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