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From: wallich@decwrl.dec.com
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: Marital Sex Humor
Keywords: swearing, sexual, smirk, heard it
Message-ID: <128873@looking.on.ca>
Date: 9 Apr 90 10:30:08 GMT
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The three stages of marital sex:

Honeymoon sex:
	This is where you have sex three or four times a night.

Vacation sex:
	This is where you have sex ten or twelve times a year.

Oral sex:
	This is where you stand on the opposite side of the room from
	your spouse and yell "FUCK YOU".

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