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From: ijd@hplb.hpl.hp.com (Ian)
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Subject: New product announcement
Keywords: computer, funny
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Date: 14 Apr 90 23:30:06 GMT
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I heard this from Nick Rothwell of the LFCS:

Following the success of their object oriented version of C, C++, AT&T are
rumoured to be working on a similar version of Cobol.  Although the working
name of the project is Cobol++, the product brand name will of course respect
the maturity of the marketplace.  It will be called ADD_ONE_TO_COBOL.
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