Path: utzoo!utgpu!news-server.csri.toronto.edu!qucdn!vmsa.technion.ac.il!Path-Lost Newsgroups: sci.military Subject: Re: Trials? Message-ID: <13932@cbnews.ATT.COM> From: livesey@solntze.Eng.Sun.COM (Jon Livesey) Date: 13 Feb 90 03:19:38 GMT Sender: military@cbnews.ATT.COM References: <13548@cbnews.ATT.COM> <13892@cbnews.ATT.COM> Organization: Sun Microsystems, Mountain View Approved: military@att.att.com Lines: 28 From: livesey@solntze.Eng.Sun.COM (Jon Livesey) In article <13892@cbnews.ATT.COM> ron@hpfcso.hp.com (Ron Miller) writes: > > >From: ron@hpfcso.hp.com (Ron Miller) > >Re: Trials & suicide orders > > >I had a Commanding Officer who was under the impression that peacetime >and wartime standards were different. > >One of his favorite phrases was, " If this was wartime, I'd shoot you." At Aldershot, many years ago, there was a Drill Sergeant whose favourite form of abuse for future officers was "If I were your father, I'd shoot meself". One day, he was in the process of abusing a particularly idle officer in training, who happened to be the Prince of Wales (later the Duke of Windsor). "If I was your father", he began, and then realising that what he was about to suggest was very likely treason, he trailed off into "I'd, I'd, I'd...... h'abdicate!". jon.