Path: utzoo!utgpu!news-server.csri.toronto.edu!rutgers!cs.utexas.edu!sdd.hp.com!decwrl!looking!watmath!maytag!oddjob!watserv1!looking!funny-request From: SBROWN@kentvm.bitnet (Steven R. Brown) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: HOW TO GET UNLOST Keywords: sexual, chuckle Message-ID: Date: 30 May 90 10:30:08 GMT Lines: 16 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca (Told by our fishing guide; Lord knows where he got it.) Guide: If you ever get lost out here, do you know what to do? Us neophytes: What? Guide: Jack off. Somebody will see you. -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Remember: PLEASE spell check and proofread your jokes. You think I have time to hand-correct everybody's postings?