Xref: utzoo comp.unix.questions:22684 comp.mail.misc:3473 news.admin:9133 Path: utzoo!utgpu!news-server.csri.toronto.edu!rutgers!netnews.upenn.edu!eniac!biffnet!bit.net!BIFF From: BIFF@BIT.NET (Classic BIFF) Newsgroups: alt.fan.biff,comp.unix.questions,comp.mail.misc,news.admin Subject: BIFF IS RELAY A NICE GUUY, BEWAR OF IMPUSTURS Summary: Don't mess with Biff -- the Muffalettes Keywords: BIFF Message-ID: Date: 5 Jun 90 19:57:29 GMT Organization: BIFF for news.groups moderatur Lines: 53 Reply-To: Reply-To: BIFF(1) UNIX Programmer's Manual BIFF(1) NAME biff - be notified if mail arrives and who it is from SYNOPSIS biff [ ynb ] DESCRIPTION HI. SO YOU WANT TO GET TO KNOW ME BETTER, HUH? OK. MEET YOU AT 7! ;-) OH. ONLY IF YOU'RE A GIRL. I CAN'T TELL IF YOU'RE A GIRL OR A GUY BECAUSE THIS IS A RECORDING!! :-) MY JOB IS TO LET YOU KNOW WHEN YOU GET MAIL. IT'S NOT MUCH OF A JOB, BUT IT BEATS SELLING PENCILS! :-) TO ACTIVATE ME, TYPE EITHER biff y biff b AND TO DEACTIVATE ME, TYPE biff n BUT YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO DO THAT, WOULD YOU? :-) :-) :-) WELL, I'VE GOT TO GO. I NEED TO TELL TWO USERS THAT THEY JUST GOT MAIL. JUST KIDDING! SEE ALSO csh(1), sh(1), mail(1), comsat(8C) Printed 9/22/88 April 29, 1985 1 -- -- BIFF@BIT.NET BIFF@DELTA.EECS.NWU.EDU BIFF@PSUVM.PSU.EDU BIFF@BIFFVM.BIT.NET BIFF@ThunderCat.COM BIFF+@ANDREW.CMU.EDU BIFF@PSUVM.ANDREW.PORTAL.COM.XZ.US.RUTGERS.BITNET.EDU.UUCP -- BIFF@BIT.NET BIFF@DELTA.EECS.NWU.EDU BIFF@PSUVM.PSU.EDU BIFF@BIFFVM.BIT.NET BIFF@ThunderCat.COM BIFF+@ANDREW.CMU.EDU BIFF@PSUVM.ANDREW.PORTAL.COM.XZ.US.RUTGERS.BITNET.EDU.UUCP