Path: utzoo!utgpu!news-server.csri.toronto.edu!mailrus!uwm.edu!zaphod.mps.ohio-state.edu!usc!elroy.jpl.nasa.gov!decwrl!looking!watmath!maytag!oddjob!watserv1!looking!funny-request From: bstocker@zephyr.cair.du.edu (Bob Stocker) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: An example of systems analysis Keywords: chuckle Message-ID: Date: 6 Jun 90 10:30:09 GMT Lines: 28 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca [ I've managed to trace the essence of this story back as far as a professor in the Department of Mathematics and Computer Science at the University of Denver. ] A social worker, a minister, and a systems analyst set out one day to play a friendly game of golf. At the course, they found a long line waiting to get to the first tee. They asked the party in front of them what the problem was, and were told that a group of blind golfers was on the course ahead of them. The following conversation ensued: Social Worker: Isn't it wonderful what handicapped people can do if you just give them half a chance? Minister: It certainly is, but those golfers aren't on the course alone. The Lord helps those who help themselves. Systems Analyst: Yeah, it's neat all right, but why the hell can't they play at night? -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Remember: PLEASE spell check and proofread your jokes. You think I have time to hand-correct everybody's postings?