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From: felton@eng3.UUCP (Ed Felton)
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Subject: Re: STOP THE EARTHQUAKE!!!!!
Summary: To Stop An Earthquake ...
	 (See Also Talk.Rumors )
Message-ID: <480@eng3.UUCP>
Date: 29 Jun 90 21:21:14 GMT
References: <1990Jun24.202907.2166@maverick.ksu.ksu.edu> <1990Jun28.071914.18466@sun.rhrk.uni-kl.de>
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In article <1990Jun28.071914.18466@sun.rhrk.uni-kl.de>, schmuck@sun.rhrk.uni-kl.de (Karl Schmuck) writes:
> Tell me how to stop an earthquake ?
> Karl H. Schmuck                |   e-mail: schmuck@sun.rhrk.uni-kl.de

What? you mean you didn't hear about the Israeli DoomsDay Device that is 
causing all of those earthquakes and aftershocks in Iran???

Quoting from said DoomsDay Device Users Manual:

    5.3.4.2  To Stop Accidental or Unexpected Earthquakes -

       Depress Green Switch on the Left Hand control Panel.
       Wait 10 Months.
       Depress Green Switch Again.  
       If Earthquakes do not cease within 30 Years, please
       contact the manufacturer for a complete refund.

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