Path: utzoo!utgpu!news-server.csri.toronto.edu!mailrus!umich!samsung!rex!wuarchive!decwrl!looking!watmath!maytag!oddjob!watserv1!looking!funny-request From: jld@iwtng.att.com (Jeffrey L David) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Bush gives "reading" lessons Keywords: topical, smirk Message-ID: Date: 28 Jun 90 07:20:16 GMT Lines: 12 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca Heard on David Letterman (6/26) -------------------------------------------------------------------------- When President Bush announced today the need for tax increases a reporter asked him about his campaign promise of "Read my lips!" Bush replied: "Read my middle finger!" -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Jokes ABOUT major current events should be sent to topical@looking.on.ca Anything that is not a joke submission goes to funny-request@looking.on.ca