Path: utzoo!utgpu!news-server.csri.toronto.edu!cs.utexas.edu!usc!apple!sun-barr!decwrl!looking!watmath!maytag!oddjob!watserv1!looking!funny-request From: ginsberg@sunburn.stanford.edu (Matthew L. Ginsberg) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: kids selling lemonade (original) Keywords: religious stereotypes, smirk, original Message-ID: Date: 29 Jun 90 10:30:10 GMT Lines: 18 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca My fiancee and I made this up today: A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade on the street corner for 15 cents a glass. He figures he'll spend about 3 bucks on the ingredients, the kids will sell maybe 10 glasses and then drink the rest and get stomach aches. His eventual response: "Go stand on the corner for two hours and come back, I'll give you two dollars. Everybody wins." Matt Ginsberg -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Jokes posted instead of mailed often don't have a valid reply address.