Path: utzoo!utgpu!news-server.csri.toronto.edu!mailrus!cs.utexas.edu!sdd.hp.com!decwrl!looking!watmath!maytag!oddjob!watserv1!looking!funny-request From: jdnicoll@watyew.waterloo.edu (James Nicoll) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Pia Zadora Keywords: true, funny Message-ID: Date: 29 Jun 90 23:30:10 GMT Lines: 18 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca I am told that in the production of 'The Diary of Anne Frank' with Pia Zadora in the title role [no, really] when the Germans showed up, looking for hidden Jews, the audience started shouting 'She's upstairs! She's upstairs!' Truely, an unforgettable actress. JDN -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Jokes posted instead of mailed often don't have a valid reply address. Administrative note: Note: The recent "sorority girl" joke collection that went out was not the one that I intended. It contains a whole bunch of extra jokes which were not SG jokes at all. Sigh. Sorry.