Path: utzoo!utgpu!news-server.csri.toronto.edu!clyde.concordia.ca!uunet!tut.cis.ohio-state.edu!ucsd!swrinde!zaphod.mps.ohio-state.edu!sdd.hp.com!elroy.jpl.nasa.gov!lll-winken!looking!watmath!maytag!oddjob!watserv1!looking!funny-request From: HSCSALA@umnhsnve.UUCP (Al Asmus) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Comparing husbands and wives.. Keywords: sexual stereotypes, smirk Message-ID: Date: 2 Jul 90 23:30:06 GMT Lines: 17 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca Overheard in a small gathering at a pub... A man asks: What's the difference between your wife and your girlfriend? Answer: 60 pounds! A woman counters with: What's the difference between your husband and your boyfriend? Answer: 60 minutes! -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. If you don't need a reply, submit to rhf@looking.on.ca instead.