Path: utzoo!utgpu!watserv1!ria!looking!funny-request From: witters@tc.fluke.com (John Witters) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: A Nightmare on Aisle 6. Keywords: true, smirk Message-ID: Date: 5 Jul 90 23:30:05 GMT Lines: 27 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca I guess this falls into the "Now I've Seen Everything" category. I was in the local Safeway a few weeks ago, and in the aisle where they keep the toys I saw Freddie Krueger night-lights for sale. Goodnight, and sweet dreams! -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Jokes ABOUT major current events should be sent to topical@looking.on.ca Anything that is not a joke submission goes to funny-request@looking.on.ca Administrative note: From: jch@computer-lab.cambridge.ac.uk Bob Dowling (aka The Eater Of Babies, RJD4@UK.AC.CAMBRIDGE.PHOENIX), is the original collator of the recent article "Quotes from lecturers at Cambridge University, England" (message-id ), and is somewhat miffed that he wasn't given proper attribution. Since he does not have net access, he has asked me to ask r.h.f to post a correction. Jonathan Hardwick, Cambridge University Computer Lab.