Path: utzoo!utgpu!news-server.csri.toronto.edu!rutgers!usc!sdd.hp.com!decwrl!looking!watmath!maytag!oddjob!watserv1!looking!funny-request From: dbf@watdragon.uwaterloo.ca (David Ferrier) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: British class distinctions Keywords: swearing, smirk Message-ID: Date: 6 Jul 90 10:30:07 GMT Lines: 20 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca [source unknown] An Irishman and an Englishman park their cars side by side in a pub parking lot. The Irishman has a clapped-out 1954 Morris 1000; the Englishman, a new Rolls-Royce. Irishman: Shure and t'ats a mighty fine-lookin' motor car you have there, soar! If you please...what does a man have to do to get a motor car like that? Englishman: Than-kew vehry much, my good man. I woahk foah Cunard. Irishman: I wurk foahcun `ard, too! -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Jokes posted instead of mailed often don't have a valid reply address.