Path: utzoo!attcan!looking!watmath!maytag!oddjob!watserv1!looking!funny-request From: scl@sasha.acc.virginia.edu (Steve Losen) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: eating a banana Keywords: sexual, smirk Message-ID: Date: 7 Jul 90 23:30:07 GMT Lines: 25 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca This joke must be seen, so here are the instructions on how to perform it. Get a banana and an audience. Peel banana and ask, "How does a nun eat a banana?" Nibble delicately at end of banana. Then ask, "How does a hooker eat a banana?" Slide most of banana into puckered mouth. Finally ask, "How does a housewife eat a banana?" Grasp back of head with free hand and slam face onto banana. -- Steve Losen University of Virginia Academic Computing Center -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Remember: Always give your jokes a descriptive "Subject:" line. Not "joke."