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From: kstock@gouldfr.encore.fr (Kevin STOCK - MIS (Compta))
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: Bush: Watch my lips
Keywords: topical, smirk
Message-ID: <S148.4c54@looking.on.ca>
Date: 11 Jul 90 07:20:17 GMT
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Approved: funny@looking.on.ca

This comes from "Week Ending", a satirical news program on
BBC Radio 4 (which I still manage to get in France).

        BUSH:   Watch my nose: no new taxes.

        QUAYLE: Er ... Mr President ...
                That's meant to be "Watch my lips".

        BUSH:   No, Dan. If they watch my lips, they'll see that
                I'm lying through my teeth.
                Watch my nose, no new taxes.

        QUAYLE: Er ... Mr President ... Your nose ... It's getting longer!
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