Path: utzoo!utgpu!watserv1!ria!looking!funny-request From: mokry@ctr.columbia.edu (Robert Mokry) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: no need for justification Keywords: original, computer, smirk Message-ID: Date: 11 Jul 90 23:30:05 GMT Lines: 17 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca Do you know what I hate? I mean what I absolute, positively, despise? Well, it's these people who write a paragraph with every damn line the same length (without inserting extra spaces). It all starts when they write something and then they suddenly realize, "Hey, all the previous lines have the same length!" and then they try to make the rest of the lines in their paragraph the same length, too, but that makes the rest of the lines somewhat incomprehensible, and they waste lots of time in doing it, which they should have spent doing their work. And finally, when they are finished, they think that they've accomplished something special. They feel that only their extraordinary grasp of the English language could create such a masterpiece. Oooooo, I really hate that. -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Remember: PLEASE spell check and proofread your jokes. You think I have time to hand-correct everybody's postings?