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From: dykema@math.berkeley.edu (Kenneth J. Dykema)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: The Donald
Keywords: topical, smirk
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Date: 14 Jul 90 10:30:06 GMT
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Overheard at a party:

    The bookmakers are taking bets on who Donald Trump
        will marry next (a serious remark).

        Odds are:  Marylin ....(?)  34 to 1
                   Elizabeth Taylor  5000 to 1
                    etc.  etc.
                   Boy George  65000 to 1.

    Someone else who overheard suggested that 
        _The_Donald_ would place a large bet,
        then marry Boy George.
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