Path: utzoo!utgpu!watserv1!ria!looking!funny-request From: paul@actrix.co.nz (Paul Gillingwater) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Oracle performance explained Keywords: computer, smirk Message-ID: Date: 24 Jul 90 23:30:07 GMT Lines: 17 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca This one was heard recently from one of our senior managers who had just be signed up by Oracle... Q. Which hardware platform does Oracle perform the best on? A. A 35 mm slide projector. Remember... any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo! {ed I've never used Oracle myself, so I make no comment about it.} -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Please use looking.on.ca and not just looking or looking.uucp.