Path: utzoo!attcan!looking!funny-request From: lconyers@uunet.uu.net (Lee Conyers) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: I Wish Keywords: sexual, smirk Message-ID: Date: 27 Jul 90 23:30:05 GMT Lines: 24 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca I WISH! The bride-to-be and her best friend were discussing the former's impending wedding. "If you want an unforgettable wedding night," her friend said, "get him to eat a dozen oysters after the ceremony." A week alter the new bride thanked her friend but said plaintively, "Only eight of the oysters worked." [Contributed by Mike Kane.] -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Jokes posted instead of mailed often don't have a valid reply address.