Path: utzoo!utgpu!news-server.csri.toronto.edu!cs.utexas.edu!sdd.hp.com!decwrl!looking!funny-request From: jed@stat.washington.edu (Jed Dennis) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Mighty Texans Keywords: smirk Message-ID: Date: 3 Aug 90 23:30:05 GMT Lines: 15 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca My mother got this from an Ann Lander's column: A Texan, trying to impress a Bostonian with tales about the heroes of the Alamo, said, "I'll bet you never had anyone so brave around Boston." "Ever hear of Paul Revere?", asked the Bostonian. "Paul Revere?", said the Texan. "Isn't he the guy who ran for help?" -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Jokes posted instead of mailed often don't have a valid reply address.