Path: utzoo!utgpu!news-server.csri.toronto.edu!cs.utexas.edu!sdd.hp.com!zaphod.mps.ohio-state.edu!tut.cis.ohio-state.edu!att!cbnews!military From: As I mentioned next week in my talk on reversible time... Newsgroups: sci.military Subject: Various topics Message-ID: <1990Jul31.023146.20295@cbnews.att.com> Date: 31 Jul 90 02:31:46 GMT Sender: military@cbnews.att.com (William B. Thacker) Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories Lines: 24 Approved: military@att.att.com From: "As I mentioned next week in my talk on reversible time..." : Then there was the time we fed the exercise tape into the live system... : Ron Wanttaja : (ssc-vax!wanttaja) Do tell. I'm all ears! :-) :William December Starr : When they were supposed to ram us with the guns, they either : swam away or put their snouts on our shoulders, very : affectionately. They were the worst at taking orders. : -- Richard Trout, former mammal trainer for the U.S. Navy, : on attempts to train dolphins to perform underwater : guard duty with snout-mounted .45-caliber guns. I guess this goes to show you that the only mammals that give a darn about the art of war are humans. We used to have a "guard dog" that would lick intruders to death and show them where the china cabinet was. :-)