Path: utzoo!utgpu!news-server.csri.toronto.edu!rutgers!cs.utexas.edu!sdd.hp.com!decwrl!looking!funny-request From: JRP1@phoenix.cambridge.ac.uk (Jonathan R. Partington) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: How to be a Statistician (believed to be true) Keywords: true, chuckle, science Message-ID: Date: 12 Aug 90 10:30:03 GMT Lines: 24 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca A friend of a friend, who is a probabilist, made a bet that he could write a publishable paper in Statistics within 24 hours. He did this as follows: first of all he went to his filing cabinet and found some unfinished work on probability distributions which he'd given up because he couldn't prove anything. He then invented a 'cover story' involving sheep and fruit trees, and wrote a Statistical paper on the subject, including the results he couldn't prove together with 'heuristic' arguments, i.e. hand-waving. He then sent it to a well-known journal which shall remain nameless but for the sake of argument we'll call Biometrika. Some time after he received an acceptance letter for his content-free paper, with a comment from the editor that he hoped the author would revise the paper to make it less theoretical. So he had won his bet. -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be rejected.