Path: utzoo!utgpu!news-server.csri.toronto.edu!clyde.concordia.ca!mcgill-vision!snorkelwacker!tut.cis.ohio-state.edu!zaphod.mps.ohio-state.edu!sdd.hp.com!decwrl!looking!watmath!maytag!oddjob!watserv1!looking!funny-request From: cdash@boulder.colorado.edu (Charles Shub) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: birthday present Keywords: chuckle Message-ID: Date: 17 Aug 90 10:30:04 GMT Lines: 13 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca He-- it's coming up on your birthday and i'd like some idea of what you'ld like for your birthday. She-- i want a divorce!! Pause-- He-- i'm really sorry, but i hadn't planned to spend that much -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Jokes posted instead of mailed often don't have a valid reply address.