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From: rogers@iris.ucdavis.edu (Brewski Rogers)
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Subject: My car doesn't start! (DAVE HAYNIE PLEASE READ!!!!)
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Date: 26 Aug 90 07:41:14 GMT
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HElp! My 1953 studebaker won't start! The mechanic didn't know how to fix it,
so i decided to seek the answer from the fount of all wisdom, DAVE HAYNIE!!!!

Details: 1953 Studebaker.
I bought it used from my brother in-law. I don't know anything about the
engine, but it makes weird noises! I think it is studebaker's fault for not
supporting their old users. I will definitely NEVER buy another studebaker,
let me tell you! You know, studebaker would sell more cars if they advertised
on TV. Well, DAVE HAYNIE!!!, what is wrong with the car? Please tell me the
cheapest solution, because I hate to spend too much money.

Please help me DAVE HAYNIE!!! you're my only hope!

NOTE: send responses by email, 'cuz I never read this dumb newsgroup, anyway.