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From: barrett@jhunix.HCF.JHU.EDU (Dan Barrett)
Newsgroups: comp.sys.amiga
Subject: Re: My car doesn't start! (DAVE HAYNIE PLEASE READ!!!!)
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Date: 26 Aug 90 15:03:41 GMT
References: <7825@aggie.ucdavis.edu>
Reply-To: barrett@jhunix.UUCP (Dan Barrett)
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In article <7825@aggie.ucdavis.edu> rogers@iris.ucdavis.edu (Brewski Rogers) writes:
>I bought it used from my brother in-law. I don't know anything about the
>engine, but it makes weird noises! I think it is studebaker's fault for not
>supporting their old users. I will definitely NEVER buy another studebaker,
>let me tell you!....

#define FIREBIRD ON

	Hey, dude, if you don't like Studebakers, like why don't you just
stop reading comp.sys.studebaker.  Buy one of those Edsels ("The Car For The
Rest Of Us") or maybe an Internal comBustion Machine.  We won't miss you.
Nyaaaah.

	Studebaker has a fine record of supporting its customers.  Don't you
remember the "Stud-to-Stud-Plus" upgrade in 1957?  Sure, it was available
only in Albania, but remember that Studebaker is a multi-national corporation
and all of its parts are separate.  Or have never met.  I forget which.
Anyway, they are great.

	In fact, right now, if you are enrolled in a certified auto mechanic
school, you can take advantage of their new "Studentbaker Discount" program.
Get the new Studebaker 3500 with 68050 engine, math co-engine, 32-gallon
gasoline port, PowerWindows, drum storage brakes in front, 100 megabyte hard
disc brakes in back, wheel/joystick port, and the new "Seagate" proprietary
stiction-based emergency ignition that allows you to "jump-start" your car
by reaching into the engine and giving it a push.  All this for only
thirty-eight cents!

	So, like, take your complaints (and your anti-Studebaker hate
messages) elsewhere.

#undef FIREBIRD

                                                        Dan

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