Path: utzoo!utgpu!news-server.csri.toronto.edu!clyde.concordia.ca!uunet!samsung!sdd.hp.com!decwrl!looking!funny-request From: allans@ebay.sun.com (Allan "Just say NO to postcard requests!" Meers) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Making amends for IRS sins Keywords: chuckle Message-ID: Date: 26 Aug 90 23:30:04 GMT Lines: 19 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca From Rick Marshall, pastor of Crossroads Bible Church, San Jose A couple of weeks after hearing a sermon on Psalms 51:2-4 (knowing my own hidden secrets) and Psalms 52:3-4 (lie's and deceit), a man wrote the following letter to the IRS. "I have been unable to sleep, knowing that I have cheated on my income tax. I understated my taxable income, and have enclosed a check for $150.00. If I still can't sleep, I will send the rest". -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be rejected.