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From: hoyme@src.honeywell.com (Ken Hoyme)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: The cure for financial heartburn
Keywords: topical, chuckle, true
Message-ID: <S17b.7d7@looking.on.ca>
Date: 31 Aug 90 07:20:16 GMT
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Approved: funny@looking.on.ca

Heard a couple of nights ago on CNN:

    "The CNN Business Report is brought to you by Maalox."

Sad, but true!
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