Path: utzoo!utgpu!watserv1!maytag!looking!funny-request Message-id: Date: Fri, 31 Aug 90 6:30:3 EDT Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny From: tony@squall.atmos.washington.edu (Tony Ross) Subject: More tabloid headlines Approved: funny@looking.on.ca Keywords: chuckle MY GOD, DID YOU READ THE HEADLINES ????? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dog lands plane after pilot has heart attack! Roseanne Barr wants test-tube baby. Top docs check hubby's sperm on hamsters !! Sex-change nun is TV wrestler !!!! 7 year old gang member hijacks UFO !!! Elvis opens frozen yogurt stand on Jupiter !!! Girl who lost face in fire gets new one from corpse !!! "I'm pregnant with Hitler's baby !!!" Man wins $25,000 bet by swallowing watermelon whole !!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Well, they couldn't print it if it weren't true. -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Jokes posted instead of mailed often don't have a valid reply address.