Path: utzoo!attcan!looking!funny-request
From: raj@margaux.UUCP (Bob Jewett)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: Past, present, future
Keywords: smirk
Message-ID: <S17d.1394@looking.on.ca>
Date: 2 Sep 90 10:30:04 GMT
Lines: 26
Approved: funny@looking.on.ca

Seen on a birthday card:


  Outside:

     Forget about the past,

      You can't change it.


     Forget about the future,

      You can't predict it.

  
  Inside:


     Forget about the present,

      I didn't buy you one.
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