Path: utzoo!utgpu!news-server.csri.toronto.edu!cs.utexas.edu!tut.cis.ohio-state.edu!att!cbnews!military From: jtchew@csa2.lbl.gov (JOSEPH T CHEW) Newsgroups: sci.military Subject: How to assault a tanker Message-ID: <1990Aug28.042834.29477@cbnews.att.com> Date: 28 Aug 90 04:28:34 GMT Sender: military@cbnews.att.com (William B. Thacker) Organization: Lawrence Berkeley Laboratory - Berkeley, CA, USA Lines: 29 Approved: military@att.att.com From: jtchew@csa2.lbl.gov (JOSEPH T CHEW) So, how do you stop a Very Large Crude Carrier from running a naval blockade without setting it on fire or, worse, breaching the hull, which could make the Exxon Valdez accident look like a Coppertone spill in a hot tub? I could think of: * Land Marines on the deck and see if the (presumed) military personnel on board run out of shoulder rockets before we run out of Chinooks. * Approach the stern by motorboat and attach a limpet mine to something associated with steering. Disadvantages: potential for breaching the hull; could use up SEALs at a pretty good clip. * Shoot off the steering apparatus from further away. Disadvantage: penalty for a bad shot could be considerable. * Soften up the deckhouse with miniguns firing depleted-uranium projectiles before landing a boarding party. Disadvantages: potential for fire; resemblance to murder would not help our image in the Arab world. Obviously the Iraquis have been thinking about it as well. :) Does anybody have any ideas on how we might accomplish this? --Joe "Just another personal opinion from the People's Republic of Berkeley"