Path: utzoo!utgpu!watserv1!ria!looking!funny-request From: mn@atari.UUCP (Mike Nowicki) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Three strikes and you're out Keywords: heard it, chuckle Message-ID: Date: 10 Sep 90 23:30:05 GMT Organization: Atari Corp., Sunnyvale, CA Lines: 18 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca This joke has a little history behind it. Back in the 1960's in Chcago there was a radio station (WLS?) with a very popular disk jockey named Dick Biondi who told this joke on the air and got fired for it the very same day. A newlywed couple who were both avid basebal fans attended a game at Sox park. They were still on their honeymoon and very affectionate, hugging and kissing so much that they weren't able to follow the game. After a couple of seconds of thought the wife says, "I've got an idea, honey. You kiss me on the strikes and I'll kiss you on the balls." -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. If you don't need a reply, submit to rhf@looking.on.ca instead.