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Seen in Next booth at a USC computer fair:

	On September 18th, we're going to see what Steve Jobs has
	in his little black box.

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Hope you don't throw up:

	Fortran is the cockroach of programming languages
	MS-DOS is the Fortran of operating systems
		(won over VMS by a slender margin)
	X-Windows is the MS-DOS of windowing systems.

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Ajay Shah, (213)747-9991, ajayshah@usc.edu
                              The more things change, the more they stay insane.
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