Path: utzoo!attcan!looking!watmath!maytag!oddjob!watserv1!looking!funny-request From: johnson@emx.utexas.edu (Karen Johnson Morgan) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: How long will it last? Keywords: topical, funny Message-ID: Date: 15 Sep 90 23:30:06 GMT Lines: 11 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca Paraphrased from local radio disk jockey: In a recent news conference, President Bush was asked how long he thought the Middle East crisis would last. Bush replied, "As long as you remember the S&L crisis." -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Remember: Always give your jokes a descriptive "Subject:" line. Not "joke."