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From: timm@runxtsa.runx.oz.au (Tim Menzies)
Newsgroups: comp.object
Subject: oo jokes
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Date: 22 Sep 90 08:43:39 GMT
Reply-To: timm@runxtsa.runx.oz.au (Tim Menzies)
Organization: RUNX Unix Timeshare.  Sydney, Australia.
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Does anyone think any of the following are funny? Can anyone do better?

#1 (The following joke is frightfully subtle. It confuses the difference
between instances and classes. Now that I've explained it, feel free
to use it in your introductory lectures.)

   A street-bum stopped me the other day and said that, for ten dollars, he
   could tell me where I bought my shoes. I held the ten dollars in front of
   him and said "ok... where?". He snatched the ten dollars and replied
   "in a shoe store."

#2 Q- What do you call a trendy disco where OO-analysts hang out and strut
      their stuff?
   A- Nouns' Disco.