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From: avery@netcom.UUCP (Avery Colter)
Newsgroups: comp.sys.apple2
Subject: Re: A SIGN FROM APPLE!
Summary: Why do you think they're called "heavy"?
Message-ID: <13661@netcom.UUCP>
Date: 23 Sep 90 02:42:40 GMT
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In article <1990Sep17.160711.13301@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu>, jb10320@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Desdinova) writes:

>   Fruits do come in many flavors... Apple, Osborne, Boy George...
> (please, Take it for what it is, a little poor humor!)
>    Seriously, I can't figure those marketing boys out.  It's almost as if
> the Mac people think they're selling little bits of heaven.

Naaahhhh, they're not even close!

I've only seen little bits of heaven in one place...

Hanging from the musculature of Rubenesque women, oscillating with
wild abandon.

And their price can't be beat: good loving in daily installments. ;)


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