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From: friedl@mtndew.tustin.ca.us (Steve Friedl)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: "We will not be oversold!"
Keywords: chuckle
Message-ID: <S192.640c@looking.on.ca>
Date: 23 Sep 90 23:30:05 GMT
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Seen in a tabloid-style advertisment for a kind of surplus store in
a piece where they are making fun of Pentagon $43,762.95 coffee cups:

	"We will not be oversold!

	Our guarantee: If you find the same item for a higher
	price within 30 days of purchase, we will cheerfully
	bill you for the difference plus 10%"
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