Path: utzoo!utgpu!watserv1!ria!looking!funny-request From: HJW2@psuvm.psu.edu Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: GM vs. Microsoft Keywords: computer, smirk Message-ID: Date: 10 Oct 90 23:30:05 GMT Lines: 11 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca I made this up when reading the Wall Street Journal today: The difference between GM and Microsoft is that when GM finds a defect in its cars, it recalls all of them for a free repair, while when Microsoft finds a bug in its software, it offers you a $75 dollar upgrade. -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Remember: PLEASE spell check and proofread your jokes. You think I have time to hand-correct everybody's postings?