Path: utzoo!utgpu!news-server.csri.toronto.edu!cs.utexas.edu!sdd.hp.com!decwrl!looking!funny-request From: lilje@nordita.dk (Per B. Lilje, NORDITA, Copenhagen, Denmark) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Longest insurance Keywords: pun, smirk, sexual Message-ID: Date: 12 Oct 90 10:30:05 GMT Lines: 13 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca I heard this resently, I don't think it is new. In a small town, there were three insurance companies. One of them started an advertising campaign with the slogan: "We'll insure you from cradle to grave". The second company answered with its own new slogan: "We'll insure you from womb to tomb". But then the third company invented its new slogan: "We'll insure you from erection to resurrection!". -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Jokes posted instead of mailed often don't have a valid reply address.