Path: utzoo!utgpu!watserv1!ria!looking!funny-request From: Dan_Bloch@transarc.com Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Rules for success Keywords: chuckle Message-ID: Date: 14 Oct 90 23:30:05 GMT Lines: 11 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca There are two rules for success in life: Rule 1: Don't tell people everything you know. -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be rejected.