Path: utzoo!utgpu!news-server.csri.toronto.edu!cs.utexas.edu!swrinde!zaphod.mps.ohio-state.edu!sol.ctr.columbia.edu!lll-winken!looking!watmath!maytag!oddjob!watserv1!looking!funny-request From: measures@evax.arl.utexas.edu (Mark Measures) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Credit fraud Keywords: heard it, chuckle, sexual stereotypes Message-ID: Date: 17 Oct 90 23:30:07 GMT Organization: Univ. of Texas at Arlington Lines: 17 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca Here's a joke I "appropriated" from an old TV show: Police: Mr. Johnson, we have just arrested a theif carrying several credit cards with Mrs. Johnson's name on them. Mr. Johnson: Tell the thief he can keep them. Police: But don't you want your credit cards back? Mr. Johnson: No. He's been spending only about half as much as Mrs. Johnson. -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Remember: PLEASE spell check and proofread your jokes. You think I have time to hand-correct everybody's postings?