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From: mm459504@longs.lance.colostate.edu (When I'm good, I'm even better)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: End of the World
Keywords: smirk
Message-ID: <S1ab.5c97@looking.on.ca>
Date: 18 Oct 90 23:30:16 GMT
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problem 7.14 in _Statistics:_the_exploration_and_anaylisis_of_data_ states:

	The paper "National Geographic, The Doomsay Machine" which appeared
       in the _Journal of Irreproducible Results_ predicts dire consequences
       resulting from a nationwide buildup of _National Geographic_. The 
       author's predictions are based on the observations that the number of
       subscriptions for _National Geographic_ are on the rise and that no 
       one ever throws away a copy of the _National Geographic_.
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